…Ok so the problem with this theory is that there is a bone in your finger. In my experience, carrots are infinitely easier to bite through than bones.
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lolol it’s great when they eat the wax.
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REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER ANY OF THESE
I USED TO GET SO PISSED AT THE SPONGEBOB ONE OH MY GOD.
OMFG I AM SO MIND FUCKED RIGHTNOW EVERY…
I just BAW’D so hard.
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Driving in the car with the radio on, you just picked up your kids from school.
“How was school?”
“It was fine we-“
Then the radio starts playing oldies, and the your old favourite band comes on.
“Oh my God, shut up I don’t care.”
Then you start thinking about fangirling when you…
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Lil Wayne: “You really are the best rapper alive.”
Eminem: “I know.”
someone tell me where i can find this video?
I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS
this is legit so sick.SPENT 20 MINUTES ON THERE…I REGRET NOTHINGGGG
the truly touching story of Hillary Duff’s proposal
omg the last one
DYING
i found out the other day that this bimbo wrote a trilogy of books.
ahhahahaah
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