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Did you know that you can bite off your finger as...

maycury-forever: lmaogtfo: …Ok so the problem with this theory is that there is a bone in your finger. In my experience, carrots are infinitely easier to bite through than bones.

Nov 21st

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I hear my music box, playing a song for me:... →

dazzling-llama: totorosecks: heterosexualbearwrestler: itsparamshayall: sexuallyfrustratedfrankiero: REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER ANY OF THESE I USED TO GET SO PISSED AT THE SPONGEBOB ONE OH MY GOD. OMFG I AM SO MIND FUCKED RIGHTNOW EVERY… I just BAW’D so hard.

Oct 22nd

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Eminem=Life: Do you guys realize what going to... →

Driving in the car with the radio on, you just picked up your kids from school. “How was school?” “It was fine we-“ Then the radio starts playing oldies, and the your old favourite band comes on. “Oh my God, shut up I don’t care.” Then you start thinking about fangirling when you…

Oct 22nd

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Oct 21st

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Oct 21st

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Reblog, go on your blog, and click the triangle.

bitcheswithtans: I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS this is legit so sick. SPENT 20 MINUTES ON THERE…I REGRET NOTHINGGGG

Oct 21st

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Sep 29th

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That Awkward Moment

vivianawonders: When pretty girls check themselves out in every available bathroom mirror to make sure they are still pretty And I’m standing there, waiting to wash my hands like:

Sep 29th

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Sep 26th

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Reblog if you're a virgin.

minty-madridista: THE NOTES!!?!?!?!??! Sweet Jesus. WE’RE ANGELS! We’re so innocent like unicorns! ^.^ but oh my god THE FREAKING NOTES! JUST LOOK AT THEM,THERE ARE SO MANY! O.O Oh my god. I am not a virgin. I cannot believe I am on a website with so many virgins. It might be worse than…you know. At least the fuckers over there play video games and have funny things to say. You...

Sep 9th

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